Every week I’m searching central Minnesota’s Craigslist for the most inappropriate “Missed Connection”, and offering some advice on how to re-write the ad so they’re not so terrible.

If you ever need a break from the daily craziness of life – check out Craigslist’s thread for Missed Connections for here in central Minnesota. You’re bound to find some hilarious ads from people who have no better way to express their emotions than posting anonymously on the internet. And of course, this week doesn’t disappoint.

Check out this week’s HIGHLY inappropriate Craigslist Missed Connection – and how I feel this person should have written the ad.

There are so many things I want to say about this week's Missed Connection! Holy moly. First off, I love the fact that this 32 year old woman took the time to find a seductive picture to upload to her post. Classy. Also, the fact that she knows it's weird to post on Craigslist about her twisted emotions for this guy who treats for like a "conquest". Anyway I'm, gonna help home-girl out by re-writing her post so it's not so creepy.


Hello, we barely know each other - but I think about you all the time. I just get the feeling that you're not really interested in a relationship. It's really hard for me to let my guard down, and open up to you. But for some reason you're just special! I know it's wishful thinking, but maybe one day you'll get serious about wanting to settle down, and hopefully it will be with me.

There you have it - no mention of the past "encounter", no mention about how obsessive compulsive they're being, and most importantly NO WEIRD DOMINATION SEX PICTURES. Jeeze lady, put some pants on!

SOURCE: Craigslist

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