Every week I’m searching central Minnesota’s Craigslist for the most inappropriate “Missed Connection”, and offering some advice on how to re-write the ad so they’re not so terrible.

If you ever need a break from the daily craziness of life – check out Craigslist’s thread for Missed Connections for here in central Minnesota. You’re bound to find some hilarious ads from people who have no better way to express their emotions than posting anonymously on the internet. And of course, this week doesn’t disappoint.


Check out this week’s HIGHLY inappropriate Craigslist Missed Connection – and how I feel this person should have written the ad.

Okay to be honest, I had to read this Missed Connection a few times to make sure this woman knew what "monogamous" meant. But yes, apparently she is just looking for someone with kinky interests, and doesn't want to share. So is she looking for a relationship? Or just trying to control someone without the commitment? We'll never know. But here is how she should have written her Missed Connection:

I am a 32 year old woman who has been unsuccessful in finding a person with the same sexual desires. When I've tried to connect with people on a similar website, everyone is looking for a "no strings attached" relationship, where they have multiple partners. I am on the look for someone who is willing to be monogamous with me, and possibly build a relationship!

Central Minnesota using Craigslist's Missed Connections as an ad for sex. Classy. (I also love it when a picture is added to the thread - bonus points for effort!)

SOURCE: Craigslist


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