Laughter is the best medicine for things that medicine can't necessarily fix.
Here are my favorite jokes from this past week!

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1) Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, "Do YOU know how to drive this thing?"

2) My wife asked me, "Are you even listening?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...

3) "I stand corrected!" ~ A dad in orthopedic shoes

4) A woman is crying at a funeral. A man walks up and asks, "Mind if I say a word?" The woman allows it. The man says, "Plethora." The woman responds with, "Thanks. That means a lot."

5) When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

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6) Knock knock! Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery.

7) Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it'd be a sedan...

8) What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket? "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Sorry.


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