A few weeks ago I ranted about the Minnesota Twins not bringing back Zubazpalooza. It came out of disappointment that -- despite having tickets for last year's 'palooza -- I didn't make it.

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I don't issue retractions very often, but when it really counts, I will. So here's my retraction:

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Who's up for a happy dance?! (Getty Images)


My thanks to Rob Malec from the Twins organization, who diplomatically let me know that I was mistaken. While the promotions schedule had been released, the theme night schedule hadn't. So I jumped the gun/shark/...candle?

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We're still a few months away from that (Getty Images)