You’re a Human Slinky for Halloween? Cool! [VIDEO]

It's Slinky, it's Slinky. It's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky. It's fun for a girl or a boy. And now it can be YOU for Halloween. Ummm, if you have a million dollars.

There is a listing on ebay for a human slinky costume and it's only $1 million. Which is about $999,994 more than I have to spend on a costume but it sure would impress your friends!