We've been doing this blogging thing a long, long time. We go back to Blogspot pages and Geocities sites being under construction. That said, we know when it's best to write very little and just let the video do all the explaining.

We'll dummy up the words and let this woman's butt tell the entire story.

We've just got one question -- did she choose pine or new car scent?

More From 98.1 Minnesota's New Country