WATCH: Which Jubilant Stage of Christmas Have You Reached?

We're so close. We've almost made it! Christmas is almost over!!!

Ever since the Christmas season started back in August, I've been itching for January. I'm not a Scrooge, or even a Grinch; I just can't stand 4 months of tidings and joy.

Okay maybe I'm a bit of a Grinch Scrooge.

The 5 Stages of Christmas

Wisconsin comedian Charlie Berens helped us cope with the holidays last year, and I think we need to revisit this...if not for the laughs, for the awareness of which stage of Christmas we're currently experiencing.

Have house projects been adding up throughout the year and you haven't had the motivation time to get to them? Bring on the Christmas decorations! Now your house is "festive" instead of "dilapidated"!

As if the USPS wasn't insanely busy enough delivering all of the Amazon packages, they also get to deliver Christmas cards that can't be re-used without obvious amounts of white-out (don't judge me). "A week on the fridge and a lifetime in the landfill".

How else does one take the edge off of living AND fill the gaping void in your soul?

Nothing like spiked blood sugar and an overworked liver to bring out the festive holiday spirit! Die Hard is a Christmas movie END OF DISCUSSION.

Stage 5 - The Next Day

Hungover? Yeah, I'm sick of the holidays, too.

Check out Charlie's outstanding video below!