I Have A Bunch Of Strange Things In My Purse

I was digging through my huge purse today trying to find my phone and as I was moving stuff around I realized I have several strange things inside my bag.

Anyone who knows me well, knows I like to carry my whole life in my purse.  I have been known to put food, clothes, hairdryers and straighteners in it.  That's just how I am...but dang, trying to find my phone today made me realize I should probably organize this a little better.  CDs, bottles of water, pop, chargers -- who carries that stuff around?

What strange things do you keep inside your purse or wallet?