FACEBOOK THINKS I NEED EYELASHES AND A PURSE

I guess I can't say that it's NOT true?  I would LOVE to have long eye lashes, but I'm sort of like...who cares if I have long lashes? A Bed Tent?  Hmm...I think that's what my house is for...BUT...IF I had little kids, I would totally buy THEM a bed tent. Shape Wear? Although it's a little insulting...I guess it is True that is one thing I HAVE bought of of an ad I saw on Facebook. SHAPERMINT? I think is what it's called...and by the way; it is TOTALLY awesome. I want to wear it everyday. It puts all the curves in the right places instead of the wrong ones.

FACEBOOK THINKS I NEED SHAPE WEAR AND A BED TENT?!

What does Facebook think YOU need? Other ads on things I would like to have but rarely buy:

  • A Purse
  • Jewelry for my feet
  • Sandals
  • A new Chrysler Pacifica...I JUST got one! Sheesh!
  • Bite Squad...They want to BRING me FOOD!
  • WikiBuy wants to show me how to shop on Amazon without paying Amazon prices
  • Flawless full coverage make up that covers EVERYTHING....I actually checked on this and asked if it hypo allergenic...it's not.
  • Migraine relief.

FACEBOOK THINKS I NEED A LOT OF THINGS I REALLY DON'T NEED

What does this say about me? Is this what dreams are made of? Looking at this list, I have bought all of things at some point in my life...but it's funny to me that this is what I apparently must have googled the most as of late? I'm not sure how it all works. But if eyelashes, shape wear and a bed tent are the top three, it looks like I'm wanting a new career!

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