Epitaph of Ned

Rock music icon Tom Petty died on Monday (October 2nd). Years ago, he wrote his own epitaph.

This got Kelly and me thinking: what would we write on our own epitaph?

BTW, an epitaph is what's written on a tombstone. So what do I want on my tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese, please!

But (semi)seriously, a few ideas:

• Tried playing well with others
• Pizza ruled
• A father, a husband, a son, a sock (don't ask)
• FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
• He finally knows his place
• If you put this on my gravestone I swear...
• Here I lie, finally getting enough sleep