Country Music Thank You Notes [WATCH]

Jimmy Fallon's Thank You Notes are a staple of his show. As artists, that means we need to rip him off pay homage to him.

Behold: Kelly & Ned's Country Music Thank You Notes!

If the confusing captions confused you, fear not.

Kelly & Ned's Country Music Thank You Notes

Thank you, Garth Brooks, singing about doing nightlife all day long. It makes me feel much better about going to bed at 7 o’clock.

Thank you, Eric Church, for making it okay to wear your sunglasses day and night, everywhere, all the time.

Thank you, Miranda Lambert, for both scaring the crap out of me, and yet, still turning me on.

Thank you, Blake Shelton, for making it okay to chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, SPIT.

Thank you, Thomas Rhett and Maren Morris’ “Craving You”, for being a song that I can sing to my burrito.

Thank you, Darius Rucker, for rocking my world like a wagon wheel would…if a wagon wheel could.

Thank you, Luke Bryan, for your unabashed aloe vera endorsement singing Sunrise, Sunburn, Sunset…repeat.

Thank you, Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffet’s “It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere”, for giving us an excuse to drink anytime without seeming like alcoholics.

Thank you, Brothers Osborne, for writing a song for me to sing when I’m being blamed for something that I’m not at fault for.

Thank you, Florida-Georgia Line and Bebe Rehxa, for proving that you can still write a hit song using only ten words.