Bachelor Adventures: Beards Rule and I’m NOT Asking Mom THAT
My beard is sexy because science says so!
Okay, here's the gist: according to a survey, women find men with facial hair of some sort sexier than the clean-shaven variety. We'll just call them Pete.
The Journal of Evolutionary Biology - sounds serious! - asked a LOT of women (8,500) their thoughts on men's facial hair. They went as far as ranking their favorite face-forest styles.
Out of four choices given, women liked "clean shaven" the least.
Got some "light stubble"? You're women's second-least-favorite face. But you're not last!
Are you the proud grower of a full-on lumberjack-like beard? You're second-best among the ladies! Which still puts you head-and-shoulders-and-beards above the clean-shaven types.
Women's favorite style of facial hair? "Heavy stubble." Let your face sprout twigs of awesome for about two weeks and you're set.
LADIES: Want to Know How Many Women He's Been With? Ask His Mother!
Oh, look at that! It's my gigantic stash of NOPES that I've been keeping for a special occasion! This is that occasion.
Weirdos from Ohio State University found an unexpected and unfortunate connection between mothers and their children: similar numbers of "romantic partners"! Yeah, TERRIFYING! I know, right?!
They studied over 7000 moms and their kids. That is some awkward research.
H/T: Daily Mail