Millennials get a bad rap. They also get bad rock. Probably bad pop, too.

The New York Post came out with ten things Millennials consider essential to "adulting." So what else could I do besides call it Commandments to maybe scare them a bit.

Ten Commandments of Being a Millennial Adult

#1 Thou Shalt Work Steadily

McDowgale's Hoe
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Sometimes thou art the farmer, other times thou art the mule (Getty Images)

#2 Thou Shalt Not Suckle Off Thine Parents' Financial Teet

Timon Of Athens
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"For the love of Zeus, buy your own damn sandals!" (Getty Images)

#3 Thou Shalt Payeth Thine Own Debts

New Roller Coaster Ride Deja Vu At Six Flags Magic Mountain
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Is it just me, or are things kinda repeating? (Getty Images)

#4 Thou Shalt Pay For Thine Own Shelter

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Don't kick me, bro. I ain't dead, yet! (Getty Images)

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#5 Thou Shalt Pay For Thine Own Mode of Transportation

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Our deductible is gonna skyrocket higher than Frank! (Getty Images)

#6 Thou Shalt Budget Thine Finances

I feel like the last few could've been combined into one, but then we wouldn't have ten...

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OMG! Let's turn our budgets into Papier-mâché art! LOL! (Getty Images)

#7 Thou Shalt Fileth Thine Own Taxes

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Get used to feeling like this every April... (Getty Images)

#8 Thou Shalt Provide Thine Own Sustenance

Our Daily Bread
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Every day is carb-loading day! (Getty Images)

#9 Thou Shalt Not Inhabit Thine Parents' Household

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Okay I'm dead now. Kick this dead horse. (Getty Images)

#10 Thou Shalt Not Be Tardy To Thine Employer

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Right after this move... (Getty Images)


Aside from basically repeating several things (seriously, all of these could be combined into "thou shalt properly manage thine finances), they left a few key life stuffs out:

- bathe regularly
- do your own laundry
- keep up with the news
- don't say on social media what you wouldn't to someone's face