You Can Own a Terrifying Part of Chuck E Cheese!
If you were a kid in the nineties, you very well may have celebrated a birthday or seven at Chuck E. Cheese's.
Good for you. I didn't go until we were celebrating MY kid's birthday. But I digress...
The famous (infamous?) animatronic band is being phased out. But have no fear! You can own your very own Terrifying Robot Rodent Band!
I mean...the Beach Bowzers. Whatevs.
They can be yours for just $5,000. If that's not unsettling enough, the sale is through Craigslist.
All for your own personal Five Nights at Freddy's? Hard pass.