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If you were a kid in the nineties, you very well may have celebrated a birthday or seven at Chuck E. Cheese's.

Good for you. I didn't go until we were celebrating MY kid's birthday. But I digress...

The famous (infamous?) animatronic band is being phased out. But have no fear! You can own your very own Terrifying Robot Rodent Band!

I mean...the Beach Bowzers. Whatevs.

They can be yours for just $5,000. If that's not unsettling enough, the sale is through Craigslist.

All for your own personal Five Nights at Freddy's? Hard pass.

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