Allow myself to introduce myself to yourself. I’m Ned. Born-and-bred in northern Minnesota. Can you believe we finally have electricity and running water up there?! I dig music, coffee, baseball, umlauts, bourbon, hockey, Oxford commas, and dark beer. I hate Wyoming. Did I go to school to be in radio? Nope. I went to school to get into debt. To this day I’m .9 credits away from an A.A. degree. As soon as my latest academic suspension is up, I might go back and take an online walking class just to finish it and justify the loan payments. I stumbled into radio while in high school. The local radio station was doing a segment featuring high school students – and it was an excuse to get out of class for an hour – so I jumped in. They liked my voice enough to offer me a summer job while their morning show guy was recovering from back surgery. Eventually they fired him and hired me full-time. My evil plan was in motion! Then I quit to work at a bakery. Something about seeing more buns than a toilet seat made my dumb 18-year old brain giggle. When I’m not radio-ing, I’m at home with my hot wife and four insane kids. Thanks for having me!
Denise Kissner of St Cloud Wins the Online Dream Getaway! [watch]
Denise is thinking sunshine and luaus!
Waste Time at Work Before Blackout Wednesday Tonight! [watch]
Hopefully it's short work week for you and today is your Friday. What better reason to slack off for a few minutes!
Your Age (Supposedly) Determines Your Favorite Christmas Movies
Are you a Bad Santa or a Grinch?
Kelly & Ned vs: Bean Pop [watch] [gross]
Sometimes an idea is so bad that you just HAVE to do it live on the air!
Hate Shopping in a Crowd? Here’s the Best Time to Christmas Shop Sans Crowd
Love waiting in line forever? ME TOO!
A Morning WAKE ME UP With Ned [watch]
Need to wake up A LOT? Try Ned's morning breakfast concoction!
Wasting Away Again in Workville [watch] [waste]
Another Wednesday, another Wasteday.
You Might Be a Psychopath If… [videos]
This might not be foolproof...but they do have a point...
Will Ugly Pizza Become a Thing of the Past? [Sign of the Apocalypse]
This is where we are as a society? We're so vain that now we're casting out ugly PIZZA?!?
Is This Really Minnesota’s Favorite Thanksgiving Dish?
Of course it's served in a casserole dish...but THIS?!
Maple Grove’s Amazing Last-Minute Comeback!
Ever witnessed a last-minute comeback? Like, LITERALLY last-minute?
Why Work? It’s Wednesday! [watch][waste time]
Why work? I mean, eating and not living in a cardboard box are great...but then there's THE INTERNET!