Allow myself to introduce myself to yourself. I’m Ned. Born-and-bred in northern Minnesota. Can you believe we finally have electricity and running water up there?! I dig music, coffee, baseball, umlauts, bourbon, hockey, Oxford commas, and dark beer. I hate Wyoming. Did I go to school to be in radio? Nope. I went to school to get into debt. To this day I’m .9 credits away from an A.A. degree. As soon as my latest academic suspension is up, I might go back and take an online walking class just to finish it and justify the loan payments. I stumbled into radio while in high school. The local radio station was doing a segment featuring high school students – and it was an excuse to get out of class for an hour – so I jumped in. They liked my voice enough to offer me a summer job while their morning show guy was recovering from back surgery. Eventually they fired him and hired me full-time. My evil plan was in motion! Then I quit to work at a bakery. Something about seeing more buns than a toilet seat made my dumb 18-year old brain giggle. When I’m not radio-ing, I’m at home with my insane daughter. Thanks for having me!
The Four Types of Minnesotan Personalities
We can't all be "yew betchas" and "yah shoors"...
Food Nooz: Coca-Cannabis-Cola?
It would be infused with CBD, not THC...but I'm still calling it Pot Coke!
Still Yet ANOTHER Reason To Hate Ticketmaster!
Ever noticed that tickets tend to be bought up REALLY quick?
Food Nooz: High Lobsters, Low Produce, WTH McDs?
High Lobsters? Butt Produce? Apple Pie Riots?
Latest Dumb Trend: Lawnmower Parenting [S.O.T.A.]
Yes, it's worse than Helicopter Parenting...
Wednesday Wasting Time To Warm You Up! [VIDEOS][WASTE]
Make the workday go by faster by watching these videos!
A New Lazy: ‘Uncles’ For Hire [S.O.T.A.]
Fortunately, it's not (yet) an American lazy trend
The Minnesota Underwear Raider
A Minnesota man stole - then returned - a woman's unmentionables.
Food Nooz: Mac and Cheese Candy Canes?!
It sounds like a Minnesota State Fair delicacy...
Some Jokes To Get You Through
Some might call this post lazy. I prefer to call it a post.
Domesticated Ned: Make Your Spaghetti Sauce Gooder!
Gooder spaghetti sauce is gooder than not-gooder spaghetti sauce!
Beating a DWI Charge Because Your Body is a Home Brewery
A bold claim turned out to be a real thing.