Allow myself to introduce myself to yourself. I’m Ned. Born-and-bred in northern Minnesota. Can you believe we finally have electricity and running water up there?! I dig music, coffee, baseball, umlauts, bourbon, hockey, Oxford commas, and dark beer. I hate Wyoming. Did I go to school to be in radio? Nope. I went to school to get into debt. To this day I’m .9 credits away from an A.A. degree. As soon as my latest academic suspension is up, I might go back and take an online walking class just to finish it and justify the loan payments. I stumbled into radio while in high school. The local radio station was doing a segment featuring high school students – and it was an excuse to get out of class for an hour – so I jumped in. They liked my voice enough to offer me a summer job while their morning show guy was recovering from back surgery. Eventually they fired him and hired me full-time. My evil plan was in motion! Then I quit to work at a bakery. Something about seeing more buns than a toilet seat made my dumb 18-year old brain giggle. When I’m not radio-ing, I’m at home with my insane daughter. Thanks for having me!
The Minnesota Underwear Raider
A Minnesota man stole - then returned - a woman's unmentionables.
Food Nooz: Mac and Cheese Candy Canes?!
It sounds like a Minnesota State Fair delicacy...
Some Jokes To Get You Through
Some might call this post lazy. I prefer to call it a post.
Domesticated Ned: Make Your Spaghetti Sauce Gooder!
Gooder spaghetti sauce is gooder than not-gooder spaghetti sauce!
Beating a DWI Charge Because Your Body is a Home Brewery
A bold claim turned out to be a real thing.
Don’t Whiz in the Hotel Mini-Bar Bottles!
Technology renders this obsolete, and it's also GROSS!
Use This Easy Fridge Hack When A Storm Hits
No need for an expensive sensor or frozen webcam!
Day-Late Wednesday Wastin’! [VIDEOS][WASTE]
A day late? Yes. A dollar short? Also yes.
Covered Wagon Camping? Go On…
You don't even have to be a banker, carpenter, or a farmer!
Live Longer…By Consuming the Blood of the Young?!
Turns out the fountain of youth is located IN the youth...
Rock The Prairie: Great Times For a Greater Cause! [PICS]
I had the pleasure of emceeing this year's Rock The Prairie in Albany!
Are Minnesotans Ready For a Disaster?
With a wicked hurricane set to strike the East Coast, are YOU ready for a disaster?