Allow myself to introduce myself to yourself. I’m Ned. Born-and-bred in northern Minnesota. Can you believe we finally have electricity and running water up there?! I dig music, coffee, baseball, umlauts, bourbon, hockey, Oxford commas, and dark beer. I hate Wyoming. Did I go to school to be in radio? Nope. I went to school to get into debt. To this day I’m .9 credits away from an A.A. degree. As soon as my latest academic suspension is up, I might go back and take an online walking class just to finish it and justify the loan payments. I stumbled into radio while in high school. The local radio station was doing a segment featuring high school students – and it was an excuse to get out of class for an hour – so I jumped in. They liked my voice enough to offer me a summer job while their morning show guy was recovering from back surgery. Eventually they fired him and hired me full-time. My evil plan was in motion! Then I quit to work at a bakery. Something about seeing more buns than a toilet seat made my dumb 18-year old brain giggle. When I’m not radio-ing, I’m at home with my hot wife and four insane kids. Thanks for having me!
How To Be REALLY Good At Your Job
Before you know it, you could be replacing your insubordinate boss!
End of the Month Wasting Time…Time! [WATCH][WASTE]
End of the month fun! Garth Brooks, FailArmy, MLB, a microphone-less National Anthem, and more!
CORRECTION: Zubazpalooza Returns to Target Field!
Can you believe I was so wrong about this? I can!
Electronic Ned: Robot Clones of Humans? [SotA]
Today's Sign of the Apocalypse: a "fully-conscious" robotic copy of your dead relatives.
Minnesotans Love Mary!
Do Minnesotans prefer a Bloody Mary? Absolut...ely!
Ned Vs: Greens [WATCH]
In a half-assed effort to get healthier, I try getting my vegetables the new-fashioned way.
Another Minute in Ned’s Head [Episode 10][WATCH]
Does it get any deeper than last week? Not a chance...
Minnesota’s Favorite Food – According to Minnesotans – Isn’t a Shock
Someone finally asked actual Minnesotans what our favorite food is!
Are Minnesotans Saints or Sinners?
How bad could we possibly be?
It’s a Wednesday Wasting Advisory! [WATCH][WASTE]
It's Wednesday! Why work when you can waste?
Did You Know That Minnesota Has a Dress Code for Voting?
Filed under "Really? REALLY?!"
An App That Can Help Prevent Food Poisoning! [SCIENCE]
Technology strikes again!