Allow myself to introduce myself to yourself. I’m Ned. Born-and-bred in northern Minnesota. Can you believe we finally have electricity and running water up there?! I dig music, coffee, baseball, umlauts, bourbon, hockey, Oxford commas, and dark beer. I hate Wyoming. Did I go to school to be in radio? Nope. I went to school to get into debt. To this day I’m .9 credits away from an A.A. degree. As soon as my latest academic suspension is up, I might go back and take an online walking class just to finish it and justify the loan payments. I stumbled into radio while in high school. The local radio station was doing a segment featuring high school students – and it was an excuse to get out of class for an hour – so I jumped in. They liked my voice enough to offer me a summer job while their morning show guy was recovering from back surgery. Eventually they fired him and hired me full-time. My evil plan was in motion! Then I quit to work at a bakery. Something about seeing more buns than a toilet seat made my dumb 18-year old brain giggle. When I’m not radio-ing, I’m at home with my hot wife and four insane kids. Thanks for having me!
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We know it's real, and science has finally caught up!
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If only wasting time at work paid double...
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Get ready for an outstanding new pet pun!
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What better way to be thanked than with free food!
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Happy National Donut Day!
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Short workweeks don't matter; we need to keep our usual schedule of wasting time at work on Wednesday!
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Lesser Ned (Week 7)[WATCH]
I skipped a week. Oops. For the record, I gained a pound last week.
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It's too hot to work, so let's waste some time coolin' off!
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Today's Sign of the Apocalypse: scratch-n-sniff postage.