Allow myself to introduce myself to yourself. I’m Ned. Born-and-bred in northern Minnesota. Can you believe we finally have electricity and running water up there?! I dig music, coffee, baseball, umlauts, bourbon, hockey, Oxford commas, and dark beer. I hate Wyoming. Did I go to school to be in radio? Nope. I went to school to get into debt. To this day I’m .9 credits away from an A.A. degree. As soon as my latest academic suspension is up, I might go back and take an online walking class just to finish it and justify the loan payments. I stumbled into radio while in high school. The local radio station was doing a segment featuring high school students – and it was an excuse to get out of class for an hour – so I jumped in. They liked my voice enough to offer me a summer job while their morning show guy was recovering from back surgery. Eventually they fired him and hired me full-time. My evil plan was in motion! Then I quit to work at a bakery. Something about seeing more buns than a toilet seat made my dumb 18-year old brain giggle. When I’m not radio-ing, I’m at home with my hot wife and four insane kids. Thanks for having me!
Garbage Foods Making a Comeback/Debut!
Holidays mean food...and not just the home-cooked kind.
Wasting Away on a Wednesday [watch] [waste]
Why work? Besides 'paying bills' and 'buying food'...
Booze and Halloween Candy…Because You’re An Adult!
Don't judge me. STOP IT!
Watch Ned Shave! [watch] [weirdo]
Kelly Vs: Crocheting [watch]
Crocheting looks easy enough, right? You just hook the thing through the...thing, then loop the other thing through the...uh...thing...
Waste Time at Work Wednesday is Here! [watch] [waste]
Boots are made for walkin'...Wednesdays are made for wastin'!
From the Makers of The Squatty Potty Comes… [watch]
You've been Number Two-ing like a champ ever since you bought a Squatty Potty! Now what to do with all that stink?
How To Prank Without Getting Arrested…According to the Police
Prank away without getting locked away this Halloween!
You Can Own a Terrifying Part of Chuck E Cheese!
Build your own personal Five Nights at Freddy's!
Waste Time at Work…It’s Wednesday! [videos]
Working is for non-slackers. Slackers unite! Nah...
Ned’s Domestic Adventure: An Apple Orchard! [Gallery]
Gave the wife a weekend off, so I took the kids to Gilby's Apple Orchard waaaaay up north!
Where Minnesotans Should Really Live, According To Your Zodiac Sign
Are you more into Astrology than Astronomy (there IS a difference)?