Allow myself to introduce myself to yourself. I’m Ned. Born-and-bred in northern Minnesota. Can you believe we finally have electricity and running water up there?! I dig music, coffee, baseball, umlauts, bourbon, hockey, Oxford commas, and dark beer. I hate Wyoming. Did I go to school to be in radio? Nope. I went to school to get into debt. To this day I’m .9 credits away from an A.A. degree. As soon as my latest academic suspension is up, I might go back and take an online walking class just to finish it and justify the loan payments. I stumbled into radio while in high school. The local radio station was doing a segment featuring high school students – and it was an excuse to get out of class for an hour – so I jumped in. They liked my voice enough to offer me a summer job while their morning show guy was recovering from back surgery. Eventually they fired him and hired me full-time. My evil plan was in motion! Then I quit to work at a bakery. Something about seeing more buns than a toilet seat made my dumb 18-year old brain giggle. When I’m not radio-ing, I’m at home with my hot wife and four insane kids. Thanks for having me!
How To Email Kelly and Ned Your Voice Thoughts! [WATCH]
Did you know that you can email us voice messages to be played on the air?
Another Minute in Ned’s Head [Episode 9]
Sometimes, genius just gushes out of me! This...is not one of those times...
Don’t You Just Love…Wasting Time at Work? [WATCH][WASTE]
Love is in the air. Consider this the air freshener!
Dos and Don’ts of Following a Coworker on Twitter
It's not all about the Grammar police, either!
[CORRECTED] Minnesota Twins: No Zubaz Night?!? [NED RANT]
The Twins released their promotions schedule for 2018...and it's missing something.
Mace-Flavored Beer?! [Sign of the Apocalypse]
It's not exactly spraying mace into your Guinness, but...really?!
Cool Things Replaced By Technology
Technology is great, don't get me wrong. But there are some things that just won't survive it.
Another Minute in Ned’s Head [WATCH][Episode 8]
When do the good-looking fat men get our time to shine as models?
Yer Offiss Mite B Maykign Yu Domer [Sign of the Apocalypse]
Ever feel like your brain is shrinking while you sit at your desk? It probably is...
When We Waste, We Waste Gooder Than Anyone! [WATCH][WASTE]
Bad Lip Reading, FailArmy...and DEADPOOL 2?!
The Most Un-internet Thing Happened On The St Cloud Craigslist
The internet tends not to be the place for sage advice without insults to your mom.
Dessert That Requires a Signed Waiver
Does your sweetheart like sweets that make them sweat? Or die?