Allow myself to introduce myself to yourself. I’m Ned. Born-and-bred in northern Minnesota. Can you believe we finally have electricity and running water up there?! I dig music, coffee, baseball, umlauts, bourbon, hockey, Oxford commas, and dark beer. I hate Wyoming. Did I go to school to be in radio? Nope. I went to school to get into debt. To this day I’m .9 credits away from an A.A. degree. As soon as my latest academic suspension is up, I might go back and take an online walking class just to finish it and justify the loan payments. I stumbled into radio while in high school. The local radio station was doing a segment featuring high school students – and it was an excuse to get out of class for an hour – so I jumped in. They liked my voice enough to offer me a summer job while their morning show guy was recovering from back surgery. Eventually they fired him and hired me full-time. My evil plan was in motion! Then I quit to work at a bakery. Something about seeing more buns than a toilet seat made my dumb 18-year old brain giggle. When I’m not radio-ing, I’m at home with my hot wife and four insane kids. Thanks for having me!
McDonald’s French Fries: a Cure for Baldness?!
Is there anything that McDonald's french fries CAN'T do?
It’s Another Minute in Ned’s Head! [WATCH]
Some people get deep with their thinking. I am not one of those people.
Meet Kursener Norski: Our (Un)Official Mascot For Bad Things That Happen to Minnesotans
We've named That which he hate, so that we can focus said hatred and break it.
Ned Vs: Asian Candy [WATCH]
Taste-testing Asian candy live on Facebook...what's the worst that could happen?
Ladies With These Names Are ‘Bad News’ For You in 2018!
Think twice before swiping right on a lady with one of these names! Or don't. I don't own you.
The Slippery Slope: ‘Fighting Irish’ is Offensive?!
An idiot from ESPN is now calling for Notre Dame to change their nickname.
It’s Never Too Late to Waste! [WATCH][WASTE]
Time's a wastin' on a Wednesday!
Big Game Prop Bets: You In?
Prop bets are a fun way to lose even MORE money/dignity!
EPIC-ish BATTLE: TIMMAY vs Zara [WATCH]
What to do when the dog and cat start fighting like cats and dogs? Whip out the camera!
Legally-Binding Contract App For Consensual One-Night Stands [SotA]
Want to ensure that your hookup won't get you in trouble? There may soon be an app for that.
How Much Do You Spend on Your Pet’s Happiness?
The "Make Pets Happy" industry is raking in the dough
Heggie’s STILL Wants to Take a Piece Out of Papa John’s!
Pizza war...sounds delicious!