Allow myself to introduce myself to yourself. I’m Ned. Born-and-bred in northern Minnesota. Can you believe we finally have electricity and running water up there?! I dig music, coffee, baseball, umlauts, bourbon, hockey, Oxford commas, and dark beer. I hate Wyoming. Did I go to school to be in radio? Nope. I went to school to get into debt. To this day I’m .9 credits away from an A.A. degree. As soon as my latest academic suspension is up, I might go back and take an online walking class just to finish it and justify the loan payments. I stumbled into radio while in high school. The local radio station was doing a segment featuring high school students – and it was an excuse to get out of class for an hour – so I jumped in. They liked my voice enough to offer me a summer job while their morning show guy was recovering from back surgery. Eventually they fired him and hired me full-time. My evil plan was in motion! Then I quit to work at a bakery. Something about seeing more buns than a toilet seat made my dumb 18-year old brain giggle. When I’m not radio-ing, I’m at home with my hot wife and four insane kids. Thanks for having me!
How Minnesota Kids Can Avoid Getting Head Lice From Halloween Costumes!
Head lice in Halloween costumes? Yeah.
The Great American Beer Festival Loves Minnesota Beer!
BEER IS GOOD. AND STUFF!
What Minnesotans Should Do Instead of Shaking Hands During Flu Season
Minnesota Nice doesn't have to doom us to the flu. Check out these tips on flu-proof greetings!
What’s Minnesota’s Favorite Halloween Candy?
I'm not weird. YOU'RE weird!
Epitaph of Ned
Tom Petty wrote his own epitaph (text written on his tombstone). If you could write yours (you can), what would it say?
Food Tweets Every Parent Can Relate To
Every parent has been there. And we have to feed them, so...
Ten Commandments For the Perfect Night’s Sleep
Having problems sleeping? Follow these commandments of sleeping to wake up feeling born again!
It’s Waste Time at Work Wednesday! [watch]
Got some time (at work) to burn? Let us strike the match!
We Are NOT Nice To Kelly! [watch]
Kelly deserves better than us. But we're what she gets.
Ned Vs: The Minnesota Zoo [watch]
Take the kids to the Minnesota Zoo in 90 degree heat? Challenge accepted.
Five ‘Healthy’ Relationship Habits That Are Toxic! [watch]
They may seem like great advice, but having these relationship habits are a terrible idea.
It’s Love Note Day! [watch] [love]
Kelly and Ned asked listeners to write love notes to the people/things they love and send them to us to be 'professionally' read on-air.