Where Minnesotans Should Really Live, According To Your Zodiac

"Daddy's a Virgo, dear, so we can't stay in Brainerd for a minute longer" (Getty Images)

Is St Cloud not jiving with your ju-ju ? Does Cold Spring freeze your feng shui?

Need a dumb excuse to move? You're in luck! And insane.

Insider has given those who live by their horoscopes 'guidance' on where to live.

Observe:

an Aries needs to live in Chicago, because you need excitement, and there's nothing like the very real possibility of getting murdered to make life exciting.
a Taurus should move to Westport, Connecticut, because you need to be close to a big city (NYC), but not in one.
a Gemini must stiffen their upper lip and move to London. You're into education and museums, and 'Merica don't do dat much no more.
a Cancer should pack up and go to Charleston, South Carolina, because you need financial security, privacy, and reproducing. Apparently, Charleston is good for all three.
Un Leo debería mudarse a España ('Merican: a Leo should move to Spain). Leos love sunshine and entertaining. Apparently, Spaniards are vain, too.
a Virgo needs order, nature, and community; and you need to go to Stockholm, Sweden to complete yourself.
a Libra needs to check out the Czech Republic, home of lots of culture and lots of safety.
Hey Scorpio! You wanna go to Tokyo! You're trendy and intense...and so is Tokyo?
Capricorns are hoarders (?), so go to a place that is stylish and kinda cheap, with spacious places...you should go to Berlin, Germany!
An Aquarius is quirky, active in the community, but still prefer to do your own thing. Austin, Texas is all for you!
Pisces needs to be close to water and music. Travel to Salzburg, Austria! Mozart was born there, "The Sound of Music" was filmed near there, and it's on a river!