I found this on the Twitters (here), and it's good, but they've misnamed it. Maybe on purpose, since that's passive-aggressive and exactly what we'd do.

Here's the original list.

And here's mine...

THE 8 LEVELS OF MINNESOTA ANGER

  • 8 “Woah woah woah”
  • “Wouldjya just hold your horses, OK?”
  • 6 “Jeez Louise”
  • 5 “Oh fer pity's sake”
  • 4 “Look, now...”
  • 3 “Well, now wait a minute”
  • 2 “Jeez!” (no mention of Louise and an exclamation point, you see.). 
  • 1 “Listen here, pal”