Pumpkin Spice Has Gone Too Far

Enough. ENOUGH.

This pumpkin spice crap has gone too far. TOO FAR.

There is now pumpkin spice spray. Not air freshener: spray spice.

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A post shared by Simply Beyond (@simplybeyondfoods) on Sep 15, 2017 at 4:54pm PDT

I...I just can't anymore.

Pumpkin Spice food spray is today's Sign of the Apocalypse

H/T: Mashable