Must Learn to Throw Chopsticks [VIDEO]

Some days I think I'm doing alright. I get a 50 pound bag of dog food, my toddler and myself in the house without breaking anything. I cook dinner without burning down the house (can't say I don't set off the smoke alarm but, seriously, that thing is too darn sensitive!).

Then I watch this stuntman highlight video and I wonder why I can't do something as cool as throwing chopsticks.