There are variations for the Twins and Timberwolves, because we're Losertown, USA!
2013 WNBA Finals - Game Three
*COUGH* (Getty Images)
So in the midst of a deep conversation about the Minnesota Curse that strikes all of our (men's) pro sports teams just when we think they're going to do the impossible (win), Kelly & I came up with an idea.
A mascot...for The Curse.
What curse? (Getty Images)
What curse? (Getty Images)
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, fair-weather and all-weather fans...coming soon: