I Can’t Blow Bubbles With Bubble Gum

This is one of those things that's haunted me for years.

I chew a lot of gum -- it tastes good and I don't like when my breath smells like lunch. I've tried for years, sought help and I still cannot blow a bubble with gum.

I've pretty much given up, although I do still try from time to time.  It's just one of those things that I've got to live with.  I don't feel too badly about it because I know a girl (who shall remain nameless) that cannot boil water because she doesn't know how. Seriously?

What's something easy that you can't do?