How About a USED Coffin for Cyber Monday? [ermehgerd]

Above: tragedy or investment opportunity? (Getty Images)

I've been broke enough to sell guitars (gasp!)...but I've NEVER been broke enough to dig up a coffin, re-route the corpse, and try to sell the "used" coffin.

I mean...?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

"...we decided to go a different route."

$200 for a box for eternal resting is a bargain, but...someone else was supposed to be resting there...ya know, eternally.

H/T: KHOU