![How About a USED Coffin for Cyber Monday? [ermehgerd]](http://townsquare.media/site/65/files/2017/11/GettyImages-843769916.jpg?w=980&q=75)
How About a USED Coffin for Cyber Monday? [ermehgerd]
I've been broke enough to sell guitars (gasp!)...but I've NEVER been broke enough to dig up a coffin, re-route the corpse, and try to sell the "used" coffin.
I mean...?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
"...we decided to go a different route."
$200 for a box for eternal resting is a bargain, but...someone else was supposed to be resting there...ya know, eternally.
H/T: KHOU
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