You've heard the old expression "Does a bear poop in the woods?" right? Well it is apparent that bears these days prefer Sears. A bear in Pennsylvania wound up inside a shopping mall and caused it to be evacuated.

Maybe, just maybe the bear was tired of the heat that has enveloped much of the US and decided to take the chance that humans might be kind enough to let it enjoy the a/c. Much the bear's chagrin, it was tranquilized and taken back to the woods.

Or maybe it just ran out of Charmin!