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This week's Ned Thoughts:

• Out of 7 billion people alive, someone, somewhere in the world, qualifies as the worst human alive...
• There is one day every year, where we unknowingly pass the anniversary of the day the Dinosaurs were wiped out...
• Bumper stickers are tramp stamps for cars...
• Saying "you have a nice smile" is just the less awkward version of "you gotta purdy mouth"...
• Spiders basically poop out a new house that stocks itself with food...
• The world would be a better place if all the window cleaning professionals dressed up as Spider-Man...
• Dieting is the body’s version of overworked and underpaid...
• We lose most of our burned fat through our breath, so when we laugh, we are in fact laughing our butts off…maybe that’s why my breath stinks…