Chay' cool ghu'vam?!

It's time to gather the puq and set a course for Sweden!

Stockholm, Sweden is the home of a Klingon tourist center. The center (Turteatern theater) promotes tourism on the fictional home planet of the Klingons, Qo'nos. You'll also be treated to Klingon Opera and battle re-enactments. There's even a 3D replica of the Qo'nos capital of First City.

First City? Is that not the lamest name for a warrior race's capital city?

Comic Book Fans Flock To Colorful Convention
Comic Book Fans Flock To Colorful Convention
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You'll be given lessons on the Klingon language, and even tips on socializing with Klingons...who tend to be a little rough with personal interactions. Just ask Captain Kirk!

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Forget it...his mind is somewhere else right now...GET IT?! (Getty Images)
Mind Meld DVD Signing
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If you're in 'Mericuh and want to visit, you'd better hurry: the production ends on March 24th.

H/T: CNN

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