At first glance, this headline seems to be a marketing ploy. Shane Co., "your friend in the diamond business", onion rings. It's all a little too on the nose.
I feel like one day I woke up still tired, and I've been permanently tired ever since. The rest of the state is apparently doing a lot better than I am.
Everyone I've met from Wisconsin has been truly lovely, but apparently our neighbors to the east in Wisconsin are some of the biggest bullies in America.