I try to give humanity the benefit of the doubt, but every now & then something happens to remind me that I might be wrong. Yesterday a woman called 911 to report Subway for putting the wrong sauce on her pizza. I don't even know what to say. I guess a head shake is all I've got. Listen to the 911 audio.

The woman caller apparently thought she was getting 'pizza' sauce on her Subway Flatizza, but tragically got marinara sauce instead. I guess the good news is that SHE was arrested when the police arrived.

Seriously though, what the hell's wrong with some people? (Maybe I'm just a little grumpy following last night's Wild loss.)

911 Subway Call Audio