Warning: Does Not Do Mornings

I was scrolling through my Facebook page last night and someone had posted a photo that asked if you came with a warning label, what would the warning be?   I'd come with several but one big one comes to mind.

I'm not the most jolly in the morning.  It takes me a while to wake up and get focused. Therefore it's not a good idea to try to have a conversation with me right away in the morning.  I can promise you two things -- my tone won't be pleasant and you're not going to get a coherent response anyway.  You're best bet is to leave me alone until I'm ready to deal with the day.

Enter at your own risk would also be a good one for me because my work space, bedroom and closet are always a total disaster area.  It usually looks like a tornado went through but I can always find what I'm looking for -- so don't judge!

What would be on your warning label?