It may look crazy. It may be dangerous. But let me tell you, this is something I would try - once.

You take an excavator, park it on the beach, grab onto a giant roll of cloth, load up your buddies and then swing it round and round.

This could be the next amusement park ride, the biggest thing to hit the beach or a lakeside attraction for the whole community... or not. It still looks like a lot of fun to me!