Every week I'm searching central Minnesota's Craigslist for the most inappropriate "Missed Connection", and offering some advice on how to re-write the ad so they're not so terrible.

If you ever need a break from the daily craziness of life - check out Craigslist's thread for Missed Connections for here in central Minnesota. You're bound to find some hilarious ads from people who have no better way to express their emotions than posting anonymously on the internet. And of course, this week doesn't disappoint.

Check out this week's HIGHLY inappropriate Craigslist Missed Connection - and how I feel this person should have written the ad.


Okay, let's start with the age difference. If you knew instantly that this girl is way too young for you - you need to move on. Don't be that creepy old man staring at the girl who could be your granddaughter. Also, I bet she finds it impossible to be remotely sexy while she's making a pizza.

So, here's what you should have said:

"Hello there, this past Thursday night I stopped into the Dominos in Sauk Rapids to pick up my pizza, when this younger woman was working very hard at her job. You did a fantastic job, and you have some wonderful eyes as well! Keep your head up girl - you're going places!"

There you go - no creepiness, and you still get your eye compliment in there. Also, pay attention to grammar and spelling.. Women like that. And remember, stick to women your own age.

SOURCE: Craigslist

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