Every week I’m searching central Minnesota’s Craigslist for the most inappropriate “Missed Connection”, and offering some advice on how to re-write the ad so they’re not so terrible.

If you ever need a break from the daily craziness of life – check out Craigslist’s thread for Missed Connections for here in central Minnesota. You’re bound to find some hilarious ads from people who have no better way to express their emotions than posting anonymously on the internet. And of course, this week doesn’t disappoint.

Check out this week’s HIGHLY inappropriate Craigslist Missed Connection – and how I feel this person should have written the ad.

Craigslist

I always love the Missed Connections that involve seeing someone at a restaurant. I figure if you have the time to sit down, eat and stare at someone, you should have the time to build up the courage to at least say hi. Now I get that this woman was with another man - so that can be dicey. But if you truly felt like she wasn't "with" him, you should have taken your chances! Here's how the Missed Connection should have been written:

Last Saturday I went to China Star Buffet, and saw a woman with dark hair with another man and a baby. I did not get the impression that she was with the man as a couple, so I am hoping they were just friends or possibly related. However I couldn't help but notice how beautiful the woman was, and if you happen to notice me as well I would love to get to know you better!

I completely left out the "asking for a picture" part of the thread - mainly because women don't like being berated about pictures. I also left out the "you won't be disappointed" because in all fairness, she probably would be disappointed.

SOURCE: Craigslist

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