This Week’s Inappropriate MN Missed Connection

Every week I’m searching central Minnesota’s Craigslist for the most inappropriate “Missed Connection”, and offering some advice on how to re-write the ad so they’re not so terrible.

If you ever need a break from the daily craziness of life – check out Craigslist’s thread for Missed Connections for here in central Minnesota. You’re bound to find some hilarious ads from people who have no better way to express their emotions than posting anonymously on the internet. And of course, this week doesn’t disappoint.

Check out this week’s HIGHLY inappropriate Craigslist Missed Connection – and how I feel this person should have written the ad.

Okay Zach from the Waite Park Starbucks - your move! This chick apparently goes in there enough that you'd recognize her. So, are you interested? Are you gay? We'll never know. Let's take a look at how I'd help this lady out with her MN Missed Connection.

There is a handsome new man that works at the Waite Park Starbucks named Zach. I have seen him a few times, and the manager there knows who I am and introduced us. I am very interested to see if you have any mutual attraction for me, and if so we should definitely try a date!

There. No mention about the perverted things you want to do with this poor kid, and also leaving out the part that you'd trade him off to your gay friend.

SOURCE: Craigslist