Some Jokes To Get You Through
Laughter is the best medicine for things that medicine can't necessarily fix.
Here are my favorite jokes from this past week!
1) Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, "Do YOU know how to drive this thing?"
2) My wife asked me, "Are you even listening?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
3) "I stand corrected!" ~ A dad in orthopedic shoes
4) A woman is crying at a funeral. A man walks up and asks, "Mind if I say a word?" The woman allows it. The man says, "Plethora." The woman responds with, "Thanks. That means a lot."
5) When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
6) Knock knock! Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery.
7) Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it'd be a sedan...
8) What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket? "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"