Sign of the Apocalypse: Teens Eating Tide Pods

There aren't enough forehead slaps in the world for this crap.

Teens are apparently bored. They're always doing something really stupid and calling it a "challenge."

The latest? Putting a freaking Tide Pod into your mouth and biting into it.

That's right! Those things with toxic chemicals in them that come in a box that specifically says to not eat are being gnoshed on by dumb teenagers.

The worst part? It started as a satirical article from The Onion, the single greatest satire website in the world.

So leave it to this world's future to go right ahead and put the damn things in their mouths.

Hello Darwin! Nice of you to drop by!

H/T: IFLS