Seriously, I can't make headlines like that up. You just have to see the video to fully appreciate what happened in Santa Fe.

The Santa Fe Police Department set up an empty SUV on the side of the road to catch speeders. They detect their speed, then take a picture of the car to send a ticket later.

In the middle of the night, this old guy drives up to it, gets out of his vehicle, walks over and just opens fire on the SUV.

I suppose if you are going to go out looking like Ebenezer Scrooge, it shouldn't surprise us that grampa is packing heat and would do something wacky like this!