No doubt about it, kids say some really funny things.  Whether you should or not, you can't help but laugh.   When my youngest brother, David, was little he would say some of the craziest things.

I specifically remember one time when he was about four or five years old.  He, my mom and I were going somewhere and he was sitting in the backseat with a play cell phone.  My mom and I were talking and all of a sudden he's screaming in to the phone. He's yelling that he's taking the tractors and the dogs and he's leaving.

My mom and I just sat there dumbfounded.  We let him finish his rant and when he hung up, my mom asked him what that was about.  He proceeded to tell us his wife had left him for the sprinkler guy and he was taking all of this stuff and moving out.

We burst out laughing because it was so random! What's the funniest thing you've heard a kid say?