Minnesota Hitting 20 Below Zero This Weekend – Here’s How That’s Interpreted By People Not From Here

This weekend is going to be downright COLD, even for Minnesotans. Here's how people that aren't from Minnesota interpret how we react to arctic temps!

Zero Degrees:

Everybody in Miami keels over dead.
Minnesotans shut their windows.

10 below zero:

Californians take a winter vacation to Mexico.
Minnesotans go winter coat shopping.

25 below zero:

Hollywood abandons the entire city.
Minnesota Girl Scouts go door-to-door selling their cookies.

40 below zero:

Washington DC depletes every last molecule of hot air.
Minnesotans tell their dogs it's finally come inside to warm up.

100 below zero:

Santa Claus gathers up the elves and gets the heck out of the North Pole.
Minnesotans are mad cause the mini-van won't start to go to breakfast at the cafe.

460 below zero:

Atomic motion as we know it stops.
Minnesotans grab the morning paper, saying "Cold 'nuff fer ya?" to their neighbor.

500 below zero:

Hell is officially frozen over.
Minnesota public schools announce a 2 hour late start.