If You Were Forced To Wear A Warning Label, What Would Yours Say?

Cindy's sister threw something up on Facebook the other day that said, "If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?" We thought it was a funny question, so we're rolling with it on the show this morning. Give us a call and let us know yours. (And see the answers so far here.)

• PETE: Warning, short attention span may result in sudden and frequent changing of mind.
• CINDY: I'm all about peace & love, but if you mistreat an animal I will kick your ass.
• JIM: Do not approach until I've had at least three cups of coffee.
• JEN: Danger, no filter.
• LYNN: Caution, crabby when hungry.
• TARA: Warning, may over-react.
• KATIE: Approach with care (if I haven't had my Mountain Dew yet).
• SARA: Warning, 9-months pregnant: don't even look (let alone touch).
• BARB: Sorry, I can't fix stupid.
• DICK: Be careful, I'm contagious.
• JESSICA: Contents under pressure.
• STEVE: Caution, blows up if rubbed the wrong way.
• ANDREW: Keep clear to remain safe.
• JESS: Proceed with caution.