Let's say you have a scooter - either you are trying to save gas and want to help the environment, you are a female under 30 or you are just a complete dork. Now that you have figured out which category you fit in, let's talk about how to make it more noticeable.Yes, in case you thought that an overgrown man on a scooter is a spectacle, here's a way you can be sure people look in your direction as you pass by.

My only question is WHY?!