How About a USED Coffin for Cyber Monday? [ermehgerd]
I've been broke enough to sell guitars (gasp!)...but I've NEVER been broke enough to dig up a coffin, re-route the corpse, and try to sell the "used" coffin.
"...we decided to go a different route."
$200 for a box for eternal resting is a bargain, but...someone else was supposed to be resting there...ya know, eternally.