Glitter Beer is Proof That the Apocalypse is Near [SotA]

Wuh?

WHAT?!

Is nothing sacred anymore?

Beer has been violated for years. Fruit-infused beer did that.

But now, the Unicorn Frappuccino's drunk uncle jumped into a beer barrel.

Glitter beer. GLITTER beer.

It's beer with edible glitter.

Is this necessary? No. That's the only correct answer. Is this for acid-trippers and ravers who need to take a break from ingesting all of the drugs and get a drink?

The worst part is that it started with one brewery, but now three breweries are making this abomination...so it's growing.

If you're thinking about making this garbage concoction at home, take heed: the glitter is very rough on brewing gear. Which is exactly what someone who makes glitter beer deserves.

And yes, I'd try it. For that, it's today's Sign of the Apocalypse.

H/T: Vice