So your kids keep wanting Peeps for Easter. You keep buying them, and then they decide that they don't like Peeps, and abandon them. What to do?

What to do? Get drunk with them!

Because in 'Mericuh, we take everything and get drunk with it. Here are a few ways to get your swerve on and get rid of that pile of Peeps. Click on the names for full recipes.


Pink lemonade vodka or regular lemonade vodka? (Getty Images)

This one's a double-whammy. More on that in a bit.

First, empty a bottle of vodka into a big ol' pitcher, trying to drink as little of it as possible. Submerge 10 Peeps and let them marinate for 2-3 days. Strain the Peep-flavored vodka back into the bottle (re-label if your morals demand it), and then mow down any leftover vodka-mallow. Make no plans for the rest of the day.



Will this happen? No. It won't. (Getty Images)

This one's kinda lame/easy to make. Just make a regular Jell-O shot, plunk a Peep on top, then bury it in whipped cream.


Like these, but more trailer park-y (Getty Images for NYCWFF)

Class up that grad party! Get yerself: 1.5 ounces of marshmallow-flavored vodka, 1/2 ounce of vanilla syrup, and 1 ounce of cream. Rim the glass with vanilla syrup and SUGAR (because there isn't enough sugar in this abomination already). Cut the butt off a Peep and hook that baby onto the edge of the martini glass. Mow down the remains of the Peep to assert your dominance.

You're welcome! And...sorry...

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