Friday Fails For February 22
Smoke Em’ If You Got Em’
Authorities in North Texas say a 48-year-old woman called 911 to have a deputy deliver cigarettes to her home. She was very intoxicated so at least she didn’t head out driving right? Well, she did get the authorities to her place, but they just arrested her for a misdemeanor abuse of 911. (FOX)
Another misuse of 911
The other night a10-year-old from Brockton Massachusetts didn’t want to go to bed. So around 8:00 P.M., he called 911 on his mom to report her for forcing him to go to bed early. Because it’s 911 policy, they ended up sending an officer out, they gave the kid a lecture but no arrests were made. Maybe to teach a lesson they should have hauled him off to the the jail for a little scare.
Irony Is Just Awesome
A worker in Great Britain was fired from his job after the lost his temper and punched his boss. That’s happened before I’m sure, but the ironic part is that this happened at a factory that make STRESS BALLS! Unfortunately the worker didn’t stop with his boss after being let go from his temp job. He turned his fury towards a co-worker and pulled out a two knives. Now he has more worries than just finding another job.
LA FERIA, Texas (AP) – Honey, what happened to the tax return money? Police charge a South Texas man didn’t want to tell his wife he spent the money at a topless bar. According to authorities, Jesus Mata told officers he was robbed of $1,000 by men with assault weapons. But officers say after a search for suspects, they questioned Mata a second time and his story started to fall apart. The 21-year-old Mata was taken to the Cameron County jail, on a charge of filing a false report.