I think we have a winner! (Getty Images)

Rock music icon Tom Petty died on Monday (October 2nd). Years ago, he wrote his own epitaph.

This got Kelly and me thinking: what would we write on our own epitaph?

BTW, an epitaph is what's written on a tombstone. So what do I want on my tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese, please!

But (semi)seriously, a few ideas:

  • Tried playing well with others
  • Pizza ruled
  • A father, a husband, a son, a sock (don't ask)
  • FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
  • He finally knows his place
  • If you put this on my gravestone I swear...
  • Here I lie, finally getting enough sleep

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