And this is why I hate, and I mean HATE, mowing the lawn. You just never know when you could be innocently mowing, enjoying the sunshine and the smell of fresh cut grass when...WHAM! a crocodile attacks out of nowhere.

Two workers at a reptile park near Sydney had a narrow escape after a half-ton crocodile named Elvis suddenly lunged at them, making off with their lawnmower.

They should consider themselves lucky. The crocodile could have taken their legs and, actually, a crocodile taking off with your lawnmower is a pretty good excuse for why you haven't mowed the lawn.