Here we go, the past week's best headlines!

"New York optometrist serves beer and cocktails before eye exams" - STORY

"Company suspends Idaho man charged with slapping Minnesota toddler on Delta flight" - STORY

"Couple addicted to coffee enemas" - STORY

Heart Attack Grill's Unofficial Spokesman Dies After Heart Attack - STORY

"Doctor Removes 42 Refrigerator Magnets from Baby’s Stomach" - STORY

"Suspected meth lab turns out to be sweet maple syrup" - STORY

"Fish are becoming easier to catch 'because traces of anti-depressants are getting into water supply and making them more relaxed' - STORY

"Man allegedly attacks wife as she's putting away Christmas decorations" - STORY